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- Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained.
- Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
- Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
- Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
- Gargoyle (n.) olive-flavoured mouthwash.
- Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
- Rectitude (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
- Frisbeetarianism (n.): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
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